Part II

Hazrat Returns
After an epiphany Bond performed ablution, and after a profound meditation and devotion made a potion for the omission of constipation and its commotion among the formative years civilization, and is ready for notion by the commission of potions under the rule and law of constitution. The foundation and formation of the organization for convicts of constipation is performing rehabilitations in multiple configurations. For the renovation of ammunition for the protection of accompanying caravan on his mission, Bond wrote an application:
Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
My heart is broken!
My camel got blown with the wind and the white elephant was swallowed by river Nile. The elephant was carrying weapons of mass destruction which included the famous sling-shot -- have also been lost. The scorching heat and intense humidity of the desert has made my skin withered. The hot gusty winds fill up my eyes, nostrils and ears. I hear my accompanying admirers whispering and saying:
أساء الظن ب, شك أبرشية مسیحاحضرت الى
"To see a smelling rat meet the Messiah who claims to be a Hazrat."
I mourn and lament for your Hazrat's embarrassment. I hope you take these matters under consideration.
Thanking you,
Love
Bond, Hazrat Bond

Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah replied,
The queen wept all night!
I am sorry for her as much as she is sorry for you.
Your mission has been accomplished as you have delivered your medication. I have also received praises on your behalf from all the kings of the world. I request you to come on your flying carpet as I have arranged a hot bath for you.
Love
Sheikh

Bond returned to Qustuntunia the same day and found Sheikh playing golf. The invention of the new game tempted him to play…And ever since then he is playing golf….