Part VIII

A pagan camel
Noble Hazrat made the camel gobble a soap bubble and say a vowel which made it yodel and bobble on a cobble under a roble with a bad bowel, and it looked with an ogle goggle after being left to hobble in rain under no hovel, it made no giggle and quietly ate a sorrel before taking its last breath through a snorkel.

A rebellion broke out from the Scandinavian region including people of Armenian origin criticizing Hazrat’s racial brutality against a rare mammalian, merely a civilian and who has been traced back during the evolution of the species of amphibian. The veteran vaudevillian vegetarian wrote an explanation of his authoritarian aggression on another vegetarian claiming the creature transformed into a pagan partisan. Hazrat handed over a documentarian to a clergywoman on directions that the letter be taken through a subterranean passage underneath the Mediterranean, directly to the Sheikh of the Holy Kingdom nation.

The clergywoman reached the Holy Kingdom when Sheikh was watching a cancan (a high-kicking dance of French origin performed by a female chorus line). At this point, the clergywomen made submission of the document titled “A description of amalgamation of reluctant patience and abundant negligence” A parchment was found within the sheets of the document.

To,
The Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
My beloved Sheikh you are most noble and wise and have eyes that can visualize a pagan in disguise as a camel. Your vision also made me realize to show the pagan the path of forgiveness, however, the adulterant creature’s persistent ambivalent advocacy of its affiliation as a polytheistic descendant made your benevolent Hazrat malevolent. However, it was a coincident that fate met the belligerent descendent after its remedial commencement was interrupted by a soap bubble entanglement and pronunciation of an alphabet in a non-consonant accent.

The Sheikh read the letter and cried. This was the eighth time he had cried however the reason for his tears till present day is unknown to the common man but, however can be found in a book titled “Tears of the Holy Kingdom” on the peak of Mount Billingen, which is the largest of the thirteen mesas in the Swedish historical province Vastergotland.

An anti-rebellion battalion left the vicinity of the Holy Kingdom headed by the clergywomen to bring back Hazrat wandering on the archipelagos of the Nordic region. After days of excursion and nights of slumber, one day the clergywoman pointed towards a mountain and told the battalion that Hazrat promised to be found on the base of the mountain. For three days and four nights Hazrat was searched and not found and after a foreseeing a rebellion in the anti-rebellion battalion, the clergywomen ordered the men to prepare to leave. At that moment, a man emerged from a cave in the mountain and was ready to depart for the Holy Kingdom with a book in his hand titled “Tears of the Holy Kingdom”