Part VI

Hazrat and the Camel
The tyranny of Sayyid Ali Khamenei changed Hazrat’s destiny whose matrimony ceremony was marked by felony when Khamenei on balcony after an epiphany briefed many on botany. This cushiony of agony in Hazrat’s ceremony saw a flying mahogany hit Khamenei and made scrutiny of his sanctimony which led to a testimony in the court of gluttony. A cacophony changed the cosmogony after a verdict in disharmony and irony reached Hazrat’s ears in full satiny.

Immediately a letter reached the holy kingdom,

To Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
It is to inform you that on the day Hazrat’s name was affiliated with another name Mr Khamenei drunk in his fame, blamed your beloved Hazrat for an insane action of shame; however, he was hit with a mahogany for doing the same. I humbly request you to request the court chief to give me relief on basis of human grief,
Love Hazrat

Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah replied,
It is also to inform you that I too believe that you are the most innocent adolescent of any descendent of any reverend who made amendment in any enchantment towards any entanglement. However, it is to inform you with embarrassment, the chief wants you to pursue your punishment with management towards its accomplishment.
Love Sheikh

Hazrat read the letter and cried and summoned the international counsel for law and order and protection of Hazrats. The counsel vindicated Hazrat’s stance on his innocence and directed him to abandon the worldly affairs and wander in the land known as the Republic of Nauru. The counsel also suggested a companion for Hazrat’s voyage. Days and nights of spiritual meditation helped in a creature (camel)’s reincarnation as a camel, who opened his eyes and suggested his absence be made mandatory with the holy missionary. However, the camel was persuaded sternly to accompany the visionary and learn from his life of exemplary, whose legs have covered distances in symmetry of ecstasy in fiery chasms of Lake Baikal.
NOTE: Hot springs are present both on land and under Lake Baikal in southeastern Russia, although thus far, no evidence of actual volcanism has been found in the immediate vicinity of the lake.

After reading a description on his companion, Hazrat set off on his journey one fine evening. The description read as follows: A shorn camel has to sweat 50% more to avoid overheating. Their long legs help by keeping them further from the hot ground. Their mouth is very sturdy, able to chew thorny desert plants. Long eyelashes and ear hairs, together with sealable nostrils, form a barrier against sand. Their gait and their widened feet help them move without sinking into the sand. They have also been known to swim.

Hazrat’s days of painful excursion started as he set his foot alongside a hoof towards the island nation in the Micronesian South Pacific. Hazrat knew that Nauruans are among the most obese people in the world; 90% of adults have a higher body mass index (BMI) than the world average. He also knew Nauru has the world's highest level of type 2 diabetes, with more than 40% of the population affected and other significant diet-related problems on Nauru include renal failure and heart disease.

Winds of North and East whispered in Hazrat’s ears to find remedy to camel’s heartbroken tears, whose every step made his reluctance clear in the mind of his carcass bearer. After midnight, on the 5th of November, Hazrat woke out of slumber fighting to feel air in his body chambers. At that point, the reincarnated creature removed his hoof from Hazrat Adam’s apple, who then every night climbed and slept on a palm tree since that night.

Back at the Holy Kingdom, Sheikh deposited a submission at the gate of gluttony’s edifice and gained admission of Hazrat’s re-induction as a lifelong member of the Kingdom.

Hazrat reached Nauru and entered the small oval-shaped island in the western Pacific Ocean, 42 km south of the Equator. The camel pointed out to Hazrat that the island is surrounded by a coral reef, exposed at low tide and dotted with pinnacles. There are no native land mammals except the native birds, including the endemic Nauru Reed Warbler, insects and land crabs. At this point Hazrat opened his luggage and the Polynesian rat, cats, dogs, pigs and chickens were introduced to the island.

At Hazrat’s arrival, all in sundry looked at the camel and briefed him on Nauru’s tradition. From that day, every day, Hazrat follows the tradition however the camel can no more be seen. It is said he was lost in the tradition.
NOTE: The traditional activity is catching noddy terns when they return from foraging at sea. At sunset, men stand on the beach ready to throw their lasso at the incoming birds. The Nauruan lasso is supple rope with a weight at the end. When a bird approaches, the lasso is thrown up, hits or drapes itself over the bird, and then falls to the ground. The captured noddies are cooked and eaten.