Part X

Curse of the laughing camel
Gibberish of a brattish Amish-Flemish spread voice that Hazrat smokes Hasheesh from the greenish species of cannabis “ruderalis Janisch”. The prudish Hazrat with anguish termed the amateurish Amish-Flemish a snobbish slobbish owlish rubbish cloddish and declared war aimed at diminishing the Amish-Flemish and refurbish his own sanctity marred with the cannabis blemish.

Hazrat wrote a letter to the Holy Kingdom. The Kingdom of Namayan, alternately referred to as the Kingdom of Sapa, Maysapan or Nasapan; lies around the upper portion of the Pasig River and the coast of Laguna Lake in the Philippines.

To,
The Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
An allegation by a multi-coloured pagan has tarnished your Hazrat’s vindication of being a virgin and verily alien to a drug’s inhalation and pronunciation. Therefore, Hazrat seeks medication for his mental restoration and needs weapons and ammunition for the vivisection and annihilation of a Satan.
Love, Hazrat

Sheikh read the letter and cried while the queen barely smiled and also cried. A prefect dialect continuum was used to summon a creature with a vision, also significantly fluent in speaking the Indo-European language of Scythian; natively spoken by Sarmatian and Saka tribes of nomadic pastoralists in Scythia.

A large even-toed ungulate, native to the steppes of north eastern Asia ‘Camelus bactrianusis’ emerged from the river of Pasig. The camelus performed a ritual dance and meditated spiritually for finding a suitable medication for a holy mammalian.

At 4,892 meters at Vinson Massif, the highest peak in Antarctica, a man bewilderedly wandering smiled and blew a sacred conchshell horn at the sight of a creature climbing Vinson Massif. The creature’s back was mounted with weapons of mass destruction and some Momordica charantia or bitter gourd from the herbaceous, tendril-bearing tropical and subtropical vine of the family Cucurbitaceae.

The camelus reached the peak of the mountain and requested Hazrat to eat three Momordica Charantia for tranquility and placidity from his state of imbecility. Hazrat asked the camelus whether the fruit was saccharine (sweet) and the creature replied that the fruit is an unfermented confection of honey and apple’s syrupy and the one who eats it without any question would visit the steppes of heaven. At this point the creature smiled and showed affection for the holy man and the holy man quickly took three bites of the Momordica Charantia. As Hazrat chew the fruit, tears of bitterness stroll down through his eyes and words of anger uttered from his mouth as the camelus laughed and fell on the ground laughing. The cunning even-toed ungulates had tricked Hazrat.

At this point, Hazrat dew out his sword and threatened to deprive the camelus of its ribs. The camelus again fell on the ground and kneeled before the holy man and pleaded not guilty and asked for forgiveness. The man with the heart of gold and a leg made from aluminum alloy accepted the apology of the kneeling creature and placed a burning slogan with a branding iron on the creatures back which said “The laughing camelus is forgiven but the curse of the laughing camel will only be removed by feeding him with Momordica Charantia and every noble citizen of Namayan should accept this responsibility.”

For several days and many nights the creature with the noble man travelled in all directions and remained unable to find the Amish-Flemish Satan. One night, Hazrat in his slumber saw a man writing an odd number on the leaves of a cucumber with a pen made out of timber. The man told Hazrat to remember the number and track the Amish-Flemish absconder and extinguish his entity with a derringer (a pocket pistol of large calibre with a short barrel), whereas the significance of the odd number would be revealed where a barren land is hit with lightening and thunder.

After hearing Hazrat’s dream, the camelus rolled out his tongue and after monitoring the temperature and moisture in adjoining and distant lands, pointed his tongue towards north-east. Both missionaries travelled in direction of the mission and Hazrat made a submission of two Momordica Charantia at the gates of the kingdom of Namayan, where lightening and thunder struck and made a sign of number 11 outside the queen’s chambers, precisely infront of lavatory number 11. Hazrat quickly understood the significance of the number and raided the lavatory along with the creature and exploded the weapons of mass destruction and later received the remains of the Satan.

As the myth unfolds more, it is said that the camelus till present day, is suffering from heartburn and ulcers………………………