Part V

Hazrat returns again!
Segregated from populated, cultivated and renovated Russian city of Almetyevsk Bondrous wandered into Adygeysk. Hazrat ruminated and neglected his uneducated, antiquated and outdated precedent in which he confiscated and triturated a mammalian goat merely marinated. Feeling his heart perforated, Hazrat exasperated, infuriated and escalated and mounted Italian Grandes Jorasses. But on being isolated and humiliated, Bondrous wrote a letter and requested to be facilitated and rehabilitated.

The letter stated,

To,
Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
I know that you know that Humans, or human beings, are bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species Homo sapiens and like most higher primates, humans are social by nature. I too understand this hypothesis and request an audience for my resurrection and revitalization into humanly socialization.
Love Bondrous

Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah read the letter and cried and summoned the Council of Solution for Animal Rights and Population. The council which earlier declared Bondrous an animal rights terrorist, re-evaluated its resolution after keeping in view entanglements of oppression and liberation; pardoned him and removed him from the list of vengeance.

Council also ordered great nephew’s great uncle Bond, Hazrat Bondrous to be summoned immediately. The same night, the king released an official statement giving directions to his bishops. The next day, early morning queen left for the great Archdiocese (Metropolitan) of Ho Chi Minh City, to find the great Hazrat. The queen was never heard of again but Hazrat returned to the Holy Kingdom the next day.

On his Holiness’s return, he was briefed about the dromedary creature’s carcass, which can provide a substantial amount of meat. The male dromedary carcass can weigh 400 kg upto 650 kg while the female carcass ranges between 250 and 350 kg. The brisket, ribs and loin are among the preferred parts, but the hump is considered a delicacy and is most favoured. Hazrat was tempted by the delicacies but also knew life span of the creature which can range from 40-50 years, which is why the camel was found and brought to Holy Kingdom rather than slaughtered on the spot.

Immediate plans for Hazrat’s travel were finalized and he quickly left for Adygeysk after one year.

A letter arrived at the Holy Kingdom the same day:
To,
Dearest Sheikh Ahmed Al-Fahad Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah,
All kind of dinosaurian including the Herrerasaurians, Saurischia, Theropods, Coelophysoids, Spinosauroids, Troodontids, Sauropodomorphs, Thyreophorans; mount and trespass Grandes Jorasses on a daily basis. Therefore, I request your’ holy gracious to save your starving precious from viciously curious and also starving barbaric creatures becoming impatiently anxious.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Bondrous

Every word shook every brick of the walled-city of Holy Kingdom. The Sheikh quickly took notice of the matter and released a budget for the renovation of the Palace.


As Hazrat journeyed in his destined direction, the camel asked permission to perform ablution and explained truthfully it feels that Hazrat is in such an un-hygienic condition that even dead rotten fish will go unnoticed when sniffed in Hazrat’s presence. That night, the camel woke up after feeling suffocated and saw its neck squeezed in two strong hands. The camel quickly asked for forgiveness and lamented the moment he tested Hazrat’s patience. The same night the camel also realized why it was called ‘the beast of labor’

The silent patient laborer moved swiftly and sailed on the sand waves of the desert for days and merely slept on fear of chocked to death in its slumber. And one early morning Hazrat reached Adygeysk.

Bondrous on Hazrat’s sight plunged from the top of Grandes Jorasses and landed on the right hump of the dromedary creature. Even today, researchers acknowledge the theory by Galen – a physician in second-century Rome, known as the father of vivisection – that camel survived the weight of extremely high gravity object only because of earlier castration on foreseeing vindication of the expedition.

At this point Hazrat briefed young Bondrous from his wisdom and knowledge and quoted references regarding the delicacies of the creature which include the brisket, ribs and loin among the preferred parts.

Both Hazrats returned to the walled-city the same day and showed reluctance on a feast of meals on their arrival.